The RPG
Parody‑rich RPG‑lite adventure
Parody‑rich RPG‑lite adventure
The RPG takes familiar role‑playing ideas and flips them around. There’s an inventory and you level up, but you won’t be fussing with long skill trees or sorting gear. Everything you collect is just “loot” and you sell it by weight.
The island staff keep traps working and monsters healthy so every run feels like a show. Underneath the jokes there’s a secret: monsters are tired of their endless respawn cycle and a dragon is desperate for someone to help fix things.





Simple mechanics:
Heal with bread, dump all loot together and level up without complex menus.
Rule‑breaking dragon: A dragon breaks the game and makes your choices matter.
No busywork: There are no fishing or other filler mini‑games.
Theme‑park dungeon: Ride the elevator between floors and meet the workers who keep the traps and torches running.
Hidden story: Decide whether to uncover the Cool King’s secret and free monsters from their loop
Mortismal Gaming

HOURS OF FUN FOR THE PRICE OF A SINGLE COFFEE!
Minimalistic Skyrim meets West of Loathing and Supraland. An RPG lite adventure that twists classic RPG rules.
OS Version
Windows 10 (64-bit)
Windows 11 (64-bit)
Processor
Intel Core i3 or AMD Ryzen 3
Intel Core i5 or AMD Ryzen 5
Memory
8 GB RAM
12 GB RAM
Graphics
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 1080 or Radeon RX 5700
NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2080 or Radeon RX 6600
Storage
5 GB available
5 GB available
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